“Go fuck yourself.”
—House Speaker John Boehner to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, after Reid accused him of running the House like a dictatorship and caring more about retaining his Speakership than passing legislation. (The latter is certainly true; the former doubtful, given that Boehner isn’t even powerful enough to tell the Tea Party People where to go.)
Thanks to Politico. And happy new year to you, too, from the GOP statesmen in Congress.