I have taken a break from having fun with the dreadful prose of Globe sportswriter Amalie Benjamin, because I’m nice that way.

But…as I head towards Boston to see the Sox play the Sox this weekend…Benjamin’s writing is having that fingernails-on-a-blackboard effect on me. I must share.

For example, Benjamin’s story today about how the Red Sox managed to beat the worst team in baseball.

It was a game that could have spiraled out of control and away from the Red Sox. As Daisuke Matsuzaka lost what had made him good for the first five innings, the Sox could have imploded along the way.

Except they didn’t, getting the 6-4 win, thanks to Scott Atchison.

So let me get this straight: The Red Sox could have lost the game…except…they didn’t!

Good for the Red Sox!

Good for Amalie!

Except….

there continues to be less and less hope for this team as the days go by and the standings don’t change. The Sox aren’t willing to give up quite yet.

There continues to be less and less hope?

Let’s try this: “The Red Sox haven’t given up, but they are losing hope.”

Reading Benjamin is like watching a long baseline rally at the US Open; the head turns left, turns right, turns left, turns right…until finally you just want it to end.