The Smoking Gun reports that the sisters of Pi Beta Phi are out of control.

At a March 6 party sponsored by the group’s Ohio University chapter, attendees engaged in sex acts, used plates as “missiles” during food fights, vomited on carpets, defecated in urinals, and tried to tear off the clothes of a female bartender….

In a letter of complaint, the director of the local art center used for the party wrote,

The professional bartender hired for the event personally ¬†witnessed¬†[blogger: personally]¬†a couple engaging in sexual congress, while surrounded by a throng. The catering team interrupted two of your members [blogger: who needs fraternities?] engaging in sexual relations under one of the banquet tables. In her statement, the bartender noted that she feared for her safety when a number of guests attempted to tear off her clothing….

This falls under what we might call the “shameless commerce division” of Shots in the Dark.