Because he was seated at the banquette next to the one I was seated in at the Waverly Inn on Friday night, which is a pretty posh placed owned by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, wearing a Yankees cap and having a good old time with his entourage.

First things first, Mr. Ford. The Yankees cap. A), it’s a nice restaurant and you look ridiculous wearing a baseball cap at dinner (this isn’t LA), besides which it’s a fake attempt at inconspicuousness, because who wears a baseball cap at dinner except someone who’s trying not to be seen, so really you’re trying to accomplish the opposite, and b) like you’re a Yankee fan anyway, you’ve only lived in New York for about 20 minutes.

Point two. The Waverly Inn is pretty posh. (Special occasion for me, but even so, I had the $21 hamburger; a friend had the $49 fish.)

If one were running for senator, wouldn’t one want to take a more populist route? Apparently that’s big right now.

And point three, was it just my imagination or were you a little wasted?

I would think this would suggest that Ford isn’t really running for senator. But then, he’s done lots of things that seem, well, counter-intuitive, so I could certainly be wrong…