Windsurfer Steven Schafer was bitten by a shark off Stuart Beach in Florida a couple days ago and died. This almost never happens—and, in fact, probably never happened in this part of Florida, Martin County, before.  Unfortunately, the news media continue their shark-related hysteria with headlines like  this one from ABCNews.com—”Stephen Schafer was Surrounded, Attacked by Sharks in Florida.”

Here’s the ABC lede:

Wind surfer Stephen Schafer, who was killed Wednesday by a swarm of sharks off the coast of Florida, had bruises on his arms that indicate he tried to fight off the feeding predators during his final moments.

Killed by a “swarm” of sharks? Is that really true? Here’s ABC’s proof.

…the 38-year-old surfer had 8 to 10 inch bite wounds on his right thigh and “numerous teeth marks” on his right and left buttocks.

Sounds to me like Shafer was attacked by a shark that bit him on the leg and ass, probably because it thought the wetsuit-clad surfer was a seal. There were other sharks in the water, true—but sharks aren’t pack hunters, and if there were really multiple sharks attacking him, you can be sure that the unfortunate man would have shown far more signs of that…

Now, of course, there’s shark hysteria in the media, like this Palm Beach local news website:  Sharks Spotted One Day after Fatal Attack.

One day after a fatal shark attack in Martin County, schools of sharks were seen off Palm Beach.

Local news is speculating that “juvenile white sharks” were involved, mostly because, well, people want it to be the brand name. But again, white sharks don’t swim in packs, and they are almost never found in the warm waters off the Florida coast. My guess—a bull shark, maybe a tiger.

The Orlando Sentinel at least gets it right…

Kiteboarder Stephen Howard Schafer had multiple wounds, including an 8- to 10-inch bite on his right thigh and teeth marks on his right and left buttocks

Note the difference between that and the ABC lede (which is linked to all over the web): “an 8- to 10-inch bite.”  No talk of bites or swarms or being “surrounded.”

A bull shark or tiger shark was likely responsible for this week’s deadly attack on a Stuart kiteboarder, a shark expert said Thursday.

Note the singular. This is vastly more likely than “juvenile white sharks.” The Sentinel also reports that there were “perhaps two or three sharks” in the water, but points out that, while probably attracted by the blood, they didn’t bite Schafer. In fact, the life guard who rescued Schafer went unmolested.

Still, ABC reports on a swarm. Sigh. What happens next? This.

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That’s a hammerhead shark, by the way. And hammerheads don’t attack humans. Nice work, yahoos.

Let’s reiterate: Humans kill tens of millions of sharks per year—so many that we’re wiping them off the face of the planet. Sharks kill a couple people a year. And we think we’re higher on the evolutionary ladder than they are?