You’ve probably seen that thing on Facebook—”25 Things You May Already Know about Me,” I think it’s called. You’re supposed to list 25 things about yourself and then tell 25 other people to do the same.

It’s basically an exercise in narcissism disguised as an act of friendship: Here, let me gas on about myself because that’s what friends do. Then there’s the chain letter aspect of it: Pass this on to 25 people! Thanks much.

Meantime, people are posting these things that you really don’t want to know; it’s far too much information. I learned that one of my “friends”—someone I don’t know well, and now don’t particularly want to—sleeps around and that her father doesn’t talk to her, which makes her sad. Like I care?  And yet, there it is, for all the world to see.

Thankfully, other people agree with me. Here, TIME makes fun of this silly Facebook ritual.

I much prefer websites that make fun of cute animals.